“I am outwardly expressing my dismay and annoyance towards what another individual has done, without overtly mentioning said persons name. Upon questioning I attempt to divert the subject of conversation onto another topic, and if all else fails I revert to such responses as ‘safe’ or ‘innit’, people then ‘like’ what I am saying for weeks after for no good reason, until I find another thing to get annoyed about and then, without ever mentioning what it was that originally annoyed me, I repeat the above process.”